Egg all your hash
Or sniffle that groffle
Mandle those bandles
But don’t piffle those poffles
Tickle your scripples
But don’t kipple those griffles
These bayziks are basic
But snooks come in triples
Quadruple those stooples
Or pazopples by halves
Take quarters of splorters
Or six-sixteenths of splafs
All fractions of dakshins
But whole numbers for glumbers
These rules I share with you
To slug up your trumblers
Snork eggs by the snorkful
Eggs laid by the dorkful
Hash inside your splash
Makes all eggs kazorkful
So egg all your hash
Split, spacker and smash
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